Judge: why r u arrested? Sard...

By Anup Sahni (Oct 17, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo tumhe door se dek...

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h.
Wah.. wah..
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h

By: Mansi
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Tumse pyaar karte ka...

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.

1 is neither composite nor prime.

By: Sumit
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Lalu thanking obama ...

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

By: Rajan
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Rose Is Red, Sky Is ...

Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
Friend Like U Suhd Be Kept
In Zoo, Dont Mind... There
U Will Find Me Too, Not In
A Cage, But Laughing At U.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohabbat Ki Daasta S...

Mohabbat Ki Daasta Sunaane Aaye H
Tabaah Karne Ke Baad Woh Pyar Jataane Aaye H
Aansoo Poch Liye The Hamne Kab K
Magar Woh Fir Se Hame Rulane aaye

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested? Sard...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

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Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Wo tumhe door se dek...

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h.
Wah.. wah..
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h

Tumse pyaar karte ka...

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.

1 is neither composite nor prime.

Lalu thanking obama ...

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Rose Is Red, Sky Is ...

Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
Friend Like U Suhd Be Kept
In Zoo, Dont Mind... There
U Will Find Me Too, Not In
A Cage, But Laughing At U.

Mohabbat Ki Daasta S...

Mohabbat Ki Daasta Sunaane Aaye H
Tabaah Karne Ke Baad Woh Pyar Jataane Aaye H
Aansoo Poch Liye The Hamne Kab K
Magar Woh Fir Se Hame Rulane aaye

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Judge: why r u arrested? Sard...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

You May Also Like

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Wo tumhe door se dek...

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h. Wah.. wah.. Mai hairan hoon is baat se k wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h

Tumse pyaar karte ka...

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime. 1 is neither composite nor prime.

Lalu thanking obama ...

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america- Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Rose Is Red, Sky Is ...

Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A Friend Like U Suhd Be Kept In Zoo, Dont Mind... There U Will Find Me Too, Not In A Cage, But Laughing At U.

Mohabbat Ki Daasta S...

Mohabbat Ki Daasta Sunaane Aaye H Tabaah Karne Ke Baad Woh Pyar Jataane Aaye H Aansoo Poch Liye The Hamne Kab K Magar Woh Fir Se Hame Rulane aaye

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h.
Wah.. wah..
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.

1 is neither composite nor prime.

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
Friend Like U Suhd Be Kept
In Zoo, Dont Mind... There
U Will Find Me Too, Not In
A Cage, But Laughing At U.

Mohabbat Ki Daasta Sunaane Aaye H
Tabaah Karne Ke Baad Woh Pyar Jataane Aaye H
Aansoo Poch Liye The Hamne Kab K
Magar Woh Fir Se Hame Rulane aaye