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Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

2 MEN TALKING. 1st:...

2 MEN TALKING.
1st:I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:Strange,I am taking divorce for same reasons.

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Exams are like WIVES...

Exams are like WIVES:

1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere dil mein 1 chot...

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

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Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. aur kya? Mom:Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna

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Tum haste raho, nac...

Tum haste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya h,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge

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A beggar- 'Oh s...

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband" said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai.

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

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2 MEN TALKING. 1st:...

2 MEN TALKING.
1st:I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:Strange,I am taking divorce for same reasons.

Exams are like WIVES...

Exams are like WIVES:

1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

Tere dil mein 1 chot...

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. aur kya? Mom:Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna

Tum haste raho, nac...

Tum haste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya h,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge

A beggar- 'Oh s...

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband" said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai.

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Sanskrit teacher asked :whats ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya' sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

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2 MEN TALKING. 1st:...

2 MEN TALKING. 1st:I am getting married because I am tired of eating out,cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd:Strange,I am taking divorce for same reasons.

Exams are like WIVES...

Exams are like WIVES: 1.Too Many Questions. 2.Difficult To Understand. 3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed. 4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

Tere dil mein 1 chot...

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera, Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. aur kya? Mom:Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna

Tum haste raho, nac...

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya h, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge

A beggar- 'Oh s...

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband" said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai.

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Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

2 MEN TALKING.
1st:I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:Strange,I am taking divorce for same reasons.

Exams are like WIVES:

1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

Tere dil mein 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye.

Tum haste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya h,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband" said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai.