GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!

Judge: Kya Tum Kabhi Jail Gye Ho ?

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Mujrim (Rote Hue): Nahi Saahab

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Judge: Rote Kyu Ho, Hum Abhi Bhijwa Dete H!!

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:"beta tum bahut padhoge"

Ladka :saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga...?

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho...

Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.