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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sitare Nikalte Hai Ki Raat Aaye
Me Kya Likhu Ki Apka Jwab Aye
Sitaro C Chamak To Nhi Pr Main Kya Kru
Ki Aap jaisa kanjus Ek poor joke Kar ke Record Bnaye.

Breaking News:

Supreme court passes new rule,
Marriage certificate not required, if alok nath gives aashirwad..

Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahi diya.
shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Choles

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gye.
Santa n 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala:Sahab ye to gundagardi h, meter ki hisab se 100 rs hue h

Jindagi behaal h
Sur hai naa taal h
Msgbox bhi kangal h
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal h
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal h