Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI....
Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!
Laash mein se Kidney gayab hai..iska matlab samjhe Daya?
ACP Marne se pehle zaroor isne iPhone6+ kharidi hogi
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling,
how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother,
who are you?".
BF: Kl Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nhi Lagta Hmaari Shadi Hogi.
GF: Kyu. Papa Se Mile.
BF: Nhi. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.
mast lag rhi thi :P
A girl checks her loverâs mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 â calling.