By Sonu (Oct 2, 2014)
Hathi aur ka Chinti ka prem vivah hua, Dusre din hi haathi mar gya,.. Chinti boli " waah re mohbbat " ek din ka pyar diya or sari umar kaber khodne ka kaam diya
Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
Aaj ka gyaan: Jiske nipple bade ho, Uske pimple bhi Suhane lagte h.
Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aulaad keliye dua mangta rha, 1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aye or bole Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta! Pehle shadi to krle mere baap !
1 Frog asked astrologer, "plz tell my future" Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u Frog: Great! but when & where? Ast: in zoology lab.
Close up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Colgate se fresh karne ka, Ager phir bhi white nahi huey to "Harpic use karne ka".
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
