By Sonu (Oct 2, 2014)
Airhostess :- sir kya loge ?.. Santa :- kheer ,bread pakora and tandoori chicken with naan, Airhostess :- sir tussi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne pyo de vyaah te ni.
Roz Logo Se Pange Honge Roz Tere Ghar Mein Dange Honge Agar Tu Mujhe SMS Nahi Bhejega To Yaad Rakhna Tere 12 Bache Honge Aur Sare Lafange Honge
Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta, Magar mujhe kaam tha, Main tumhare liye doob ke marta, Magar Mujhe zukham tha!
This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK... . . . . One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.
Arz kiya hai- Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax.. gour farmaiyega! Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax.. Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!
1 day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" nd killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u
Internet pr ladki patai, internet pe ho gai sagai, internat pe divorce ho gaya, is tarah computer ka cource ho gaya.
