Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Oye! jab b free ho to plz msg karna tumse 1 zaruri baat pe advice leni hai
TAJ MAHAL bech dun ya rehne du
Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!
Santa Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ?
Santa: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster H.
An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:
We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!