Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.....!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.....!
Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.Wo udas ho gaya.Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.
Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa.