Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
He Became Upset & Said,
I Think I Am Late To
All R Coming Back.
Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai.
Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya.
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.