DOCTOR- APNAR JOMOJ BACHHA HOY...

ravan k sar-10
aankhe-20
nazar-sirf ek ladki sita par..!!
aajkal k ladko ke
sar-1
aankhe-2
nazar-har ladki par
ab bataoo..
asli ravan kon?

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above.
So always Brush ur Teeth

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada

Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun

Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.

Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

Jackie Shroff: Beta,
24 Saal Ka Hogaya Hai Tu.
Tujhe Mooche Aur Daadhi Kab Aaayegi?
Tiger Shroff: Sabki Jaati Nahi, Meri Aati Nahi.