By Sagar Nair (Sep 4, 2014)
Din Ki Ye Tapti Dhoop Us Par Ye Aapki Baatein Khoob Dil Se Muskurate Mere Mehboob Dekha Nahi Pehle Aapka Ye Sunhera Roop
Operation Se Pehly Doctor Ne Phoolon K Har Mangwaya, MAREEZ: Ye Kis Liye? Doctor: Mera 1st Opertion H Agar Kamyab Hua To Mere Liye Warna Tumhare Liye;-)
BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent? Santa: Yep BPO Interviewer: Say something... Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa !
Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya . Boy:-shit! fir kya hua? . Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye. Hamari bahut hi Strict family h.
What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol? They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning !
Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. . . . . If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)
GF: Me kisi or se shadi kr rhi hu Bf: Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum, Ja, Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.
