Gulab ko kamal bana deta,
apki ek ada par gajal bana deta.
Marta n koi hum par bhi,
warna azamgarh me b tajmahal banva deta.
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behin ki
Terey Baap ki
Terey Pore Khandan ki
Khushiyan Tujhse Han Pagal
Apna kheyal Rakha Kar..
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
Tumne bhi kabhi kisi se pyar kia hoga
Uspe apne se zyada atbar kia hoga
Pr tut gya hoga sara atbar
Jis din Uski Shadi me 501 ka Uphar diya hoga.