Always keep ur Lover's photo in ur purse.Whenever u r in some big trouble,See the photo & u will feel that, No other problem is bigger than this.
Ek bacha har roj math wale teacher k ghr phn karta tha
master ki wife kitni bar Kha h WO mar gya hai bar-bar q phn karte ho??
Bacha :- sun kar acha lagta hai
Bhikari: ae bhai 1 rupaya dede 3 din se bhukha hu
Sardar: 3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega?
Bhikhari: Wajan tolunga kitna GHAT GAYA HAI!!
Patient to Nurse: "I Love You"
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya". NURSE : "chal jhoota ,
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
WHO U TRUST There's always going 2 be people that hurt u so what you have 2 do is keep on trusting & just b more careful about who u trust next time around.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi..