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Jo Dost Apni Jeb Se Apne Dosto Ko Paarty Deta H
Kaamyabi Humesa Uske Qadam Chumti H
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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar
G aaj nahi pehni.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Uncle : 'Beta tumhare ghar se vodka,budweiser,masale Sabzi n awaaz aa rahi thi,party thi kya?'

Me : 'uncle Honey singh ke gaane chal rhe the'

Santa-I m so kanjus dt I went alone 4 my honeymoon & saved half d money. Bania-dt is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife 4 honeymoon with a friend

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