By Sanjay Jaluthriya (Aug 16, 2014)
Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat " I PLAN TO CONTINUE "
BOY:how are you? GIRL:what? BOY:how are you? GIRL:i'm fine. BOY:can i be your boyfriend? GIRL:no. BOY:why? GIRL:because i have a husband and 3 children.
The rajinikanth has gas problem on stomach From that day It is known bhopal gas tragedy!
Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai? Salesman: 1lakh Rs Santa: Y anything special? Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega. San: Oh, Pack it.
ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai Q? Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.
Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi! Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti h!
GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM
