7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
7. Toilet Mai Pani..
Haseeno Ka Kafila Masjid Ki Aur Jaa Raha Tha,
Humne BuLa Liya.
Hum To Barbad Ho Chuke The Sanam,
Khuda Ko Barbad Hone Se Bacha Liya.
Between 10 people 9 maybe in
You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Where Was LOVE Born?
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee..