7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to...

Haseeno Ka Kafila Masjid Ki Aur Jaa Raha Tha,
Humne BuLa Liya.
Hum To Barbad Ho Chuke The Sanam,
Khuda Ko Barbad Hone Se Bacha Liya.

Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
.
.
.
But,
.
.
.
You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Where Was LOVE Born?
Guessssssss
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee..

Beta: Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi
Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakha h ?

Papa: Beta, QKi Yeh
B Mere Control K Baahar h!