7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to...

Saal aate rahe saal jate rahe.

Aap u hi sada muskurate rahe.

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????"

Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava. !!

Taras Taras Ke Baraste Hai Mere Aansu Roz is Waqt,
Ki Aaj Ek Aur Din DhaL Gya Kunware Pan Me.
(',')
/) (\ Dekh Yaar
_//_ Shadi Nahi Karwa Rahe Ghar WaaLe.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
"overtime laga raha hoon."

Love can happens only once..

Next time its only Compromise.