Machar ne eik aadmi ko din mai...

By Sanjay Jaluthriya (Aug 16, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
"overtime laga raha hoon."

Raat ke 3 baje santa...

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aankho se Aansuo ki ...

Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do
Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar Dil na lage kahin to,
.
Aa jaao
.
Mere Ghar
.
ki
.
SAFAAi kar do.

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man To Hotel Manager...

Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo,
Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan
Dena Chahti H.
Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul
Ra

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: Tumhari Car kai...

Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h?
Girl: Theek chal rhi h.
Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Unko har khushi dene...

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.
par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.
na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyu ki
hamari height todhi kam thi..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Purane Log Kehte Tha...

Purane Log Kehte Tha Sote Waqt,
Tension Me Nahi Sona Chahiye,
Aashcharya Ki Baat Hai Fir Bhi Log,
Biwi Ke Paas Kese So Jaate Hain.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din mai...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
"overtime laga raha hoon."

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Raat ke 3 baje santa...

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Aankho se Aansuo ki ...

Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do
Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar Dil na lage kahin to,
.
Aa jaao
.
Mere Ghar
.
ki
.
SAFAAi kar do.

Man To Hotel Manager...

Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo,
Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan
Dena Chahti H.
Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul
Ra

Boy: Tumhari Car kai...

Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h?
Girl: Theek chal rhi h.
Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho

Unko har khushi dene...

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.
par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.
na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyu ki
hamari height todhi kam thi..

Purane Log Kehte Tha...

Purane Log Kehte Tha Sote Waqt,
Tension Me Nahi Sona Chahiye,
Aashcharya Ki Baat Hai Fir Bhi Log,
Biwi Ke Paas Kese So Jaate Hain.

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Machar ne eik aadmi ko din mai...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, "overtime laga raha hoon."

You May Also Like

Raat ke 3 baje santa...

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Aankho se Aansuo ki ...

Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do, Agar Dil na lage kahin to, . Aa jaao . Mere Ghar . ki . SAFAAi kar do.

Man To Hotel Manager...

Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan Dena Chahti H. Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul Ra

Boy: Tumhari Car kai...

Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h? Girl: Theek chal rhi h. Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya? Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho

Unko har khushi dene...

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi. par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi. na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyu ki hamari height todhi kam thi..

Purane Log Kehte Tha...

Purane Log Kehte Tha Sote Waqt, Tension Me Nahi Sona Chahiye, Aashcharya Ki Baat Hai Fir Bhi Log, Biwi Ke Paas Kese So Jaate Hain.

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Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
"overtime laga raha hoon."

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do
Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar Dil na lage kahin to,
.
Aa jaao
.
Mere Ghar
.
ki
.
SAFAAi kar do.

Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo,
Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan
Dena Chahti H.
Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul
Ra

Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h?
Girl: Theek chal rhi h.
Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.
par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.
na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyu ki
hamari height todhi kam thi..

Purane Log Kehte Tha Sote Waqt,
Tension Me Nahi Sona Chahiye,
Aashcharya Ki Baat Hai Fir Bhi Log,
Biwi Ke Paas Kese So Jaate Hain.