Judge: why r u arrested? Sard...

By Sanjay Jaluthriya (Aug 16, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mere pyar ko bewfai ...

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate "JHANDU BAM" de gayi..

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ladka achanak ladk...

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola: lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?

Ladki: Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ...

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar: Prito "...

Sardar: Prito "1 wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rabri: Ka karat ho? ...

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nhi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nhi jaanat.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested? Sard...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

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A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Mere pyar ko bewfai ...

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate "JHANDU BAM" de gayi..

1 ladka achanak ladk...

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola: lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?

Ladki: Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ...

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

Sardar: Prito "...

Sardar: Prito "1 wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"

Rabri: Ka karat ho? ...

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nhi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nhi jaanat.

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Judge: why r u arrested? Sard...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

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A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.

Mere pyar ko bewfai ...

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi Maine kaha mere dilme dard he To idiot jate-jate "JHANDU BAM" de gayi..

1 ladka achanak ladk...

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola: lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ? Ladki: Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ...

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko Maarne se ap Shikari nahi ban jaaenge Thek usi tarah 1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

Sardar: Prito "...

Sardar: Prito "1 wari I LOVE YOU keh day" Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey" Sardar: "Keh Day NA" Prito: "Nahi Na" Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"

Rabri: Ka karat ho? ...

Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nhi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nhi jaanat.

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate "JHANDU BAM" de gayi..

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola: lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?

Ladki: Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

Sardar: Prito "1 wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nhi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nhi jaanat.