1st Pathan: Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad...

By Amit kumar (Aug 15, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1st Pathan: Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad H K Hm Ne Pichli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?

2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Se Yad Nahi, Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha

Teacher: 1869 me kya...

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar: Will u marry...

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar wanted to mak...

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

People Says ,"S...

People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"
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So What,
Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1st Pathan: Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1st Pathan: Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad H K Hm Ne Pichli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?

2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Se Yad Nahi, Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha

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Teacher: 1869 me kya...

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

Sardar: Will u marry...

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

Sardar wanted to mak...

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

People Says ,"S...

People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So What,
Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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1st Pathan: Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1st Pathan: Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad H K Hm Ne Pichli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi? 2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Se Yad Nahi, Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha

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Teacher: 1869 me kya...

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua. Teacher: Ok beth jao. Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

Sardar: Will u marry...

Sardar: Will u marry me? Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian. Sardar: What's a lesbian? Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

Sardar wanted to mak...

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

People Says ,"S...

People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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1st Pathan: Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad H K Hm Ne Pichli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?

2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Se Yad Nahi, Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So What,
Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.