Latest CID PJ:- A FOR apple...

Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?"

Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

Arz kia h:

Pyaar me jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Pyaar me jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Der na karo,
Foran bhai bahan ban jaao.

Muskurahat tumhi se milti h
Dard mein raahat tumhi se milti h,

Tum mat ruthna mujhse kabhi
Kyonki jeene ki chaahat tumhi se milti h.

Man - Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.

Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.

Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?

I got so drunk last night
.
.
.
.
.
.
I walked across the dance floor to
get another drink nd I won the
DANCE COMPETATION!!

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya...
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!