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A pregnant lady went to an ast...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Gaurav (Jul 1, 2014)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

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