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A pregnant lady went to an ast...
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A pregnant lady went to an ast...
By
Gaurav
(
Jul 1, 2014
)
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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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