Jul 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Pati agar maine tums...

Pati agar maine tumse zindagi me
kabhi jhooth bola ho 2 mai abhi mar jau.
Patni: mne bhi kbhi aap se jhth bla ho
2 mi abhi vidhva ho jau.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Chae ki patti (tea) ...

Chae ki patti (tea)
aur pati (husband)
me kya similarity hai?
.
Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubalna
likha ha & woh b
aurat k hathon.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati-raja dashrath k...

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

patni-mai driver k n...

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband aur wife me ...

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Jul 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pati agar maine tums...

Pati agar maine tumse zindagi me
kabhi jhooth bola ho 2 mai abhi mar jau.
Patni: mne bhi kbhi aap se jhth bla ho
2 mi abhi vidhva ho jau.

Chae ki patti (tea) ...

Chae ki patti (tea)
aur pati (husband)
me kya similarity hai?
.
Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubalna
likha ha & woh b
aurat k hathon.

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

pati-raja dashrath k...

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

patni-mai driver k n...

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

Husband aur wife me ...

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte h.

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

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Jul 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pati agar maine tums...

Pati agar maine tumse zindagi me kabhi jhooth bola ho 2 mai abhi mar jau. Patni: mne bhi kbhi aap se jhth bla ho 2 mi abhi vidhva ho jau.

Chae ki patti (tea) ...

Chae ki patti (tea) aur pati (husband) me kya similarity hai? . Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubalna likha ha & woh b aurat k hathon.

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga... ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga.. frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

pati-raja dashrath k...

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.. patni-to? pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu.. patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

patni-mai driver k n...

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu... . pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

Husband aur wife me ...

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai husband ghar se chala gaya. raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h? Wife:zehar Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kyu? Husband: Are pagli isi liye to use jannat kehte h.

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh ladao sali se, aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai 15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

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Pati agar maine tumse zindagi me
kabhi jhooth bola ho 2 mai abhi mar jau.
Patni: mne bhi kbhi aap se jhth bla ho
2 mi abhi vidhva ho jau.

Chae ki patti (tea)
aur pati (husband)
me kya similarity hai?
.
Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubalna
likha ha & woh b
aurat k hathon.

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte h.

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.