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If som1 throws a stone at u, ...

By Dev (Jun 9, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If som1 throws a stone at u,
throw back flower at him,
said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

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