By Rajan (Jun 7, 2014)
Boy: Xcuse Me Girl: Jee Kahiye Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother's DAY.
Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho..
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai. SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye !
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.
Welcome to “Sach ka samna†. . Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya h.
There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan. No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like Subhan-Allah & Mashallah
