If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
What's the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need
Wo keh gaye mera intzar na krna
main kahu to b mera aitbar n krna
ye b kahaki mujhe pyar nai tumse,
or ye b kehgaye k kisi or se pyar mt krna.
It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua
Mujhe yakeen h agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang k saath aaoge.