Perfect things in life u should never lose:
2. Self respect
Well........ u know my name right..?
Batting First Class Hai
Bowling Bhi Khas Hai
Fielding Thodi Aam Hai
Himmat Kamaal Hai
Woh Team World Cup Jeetegi
Jisme Dhoni Sehwag Tendulkar Bemisaal Hai
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.
Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
Ans: There is Rajni's movie already telecasting!
A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye The,
Per Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.