May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Teacher:Correct the ...

Teacher:Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher:How?
Student:Ladies first.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Perfect things in li...

Perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left! ;)
Otherwise u know me.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Modern... Obedient....

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Love is life = SMS ...

Love is life
= SMS OF THE DAY =
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What's D differ...

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher:Correct the ...

Teacher:Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher:How?
Student:Ladies first.

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

Perfect things in li...

Perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left! ;)
Otherwise u know me.

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Modern... Obedient....

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Love is life = SMS ...

Love is life
= SMS OF THE DAY =
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya.

What's D differ...

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

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May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Teacher:Correct the ...

Teacher:Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher:How? Student:Ladies first.

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names 1-Gandhi hair care 2-Malika saree centre 3-Salman marriage beauro 4-Dolly bindra fitness centre 5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

Perfect things in li...

Perfect things in life u should never lose: 1. Character 2. Self respect 3. Hope 4. Heart 5. ???? Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger... . I Ran away... Why? . To Save d Tiger... Only 1411 r left! ;) Otherwise u know me.

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana? Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.? But Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.? Dat's marketing.

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl: Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist? . Girl: Wht? Boy: No! I askd Coz u r such a Bomb!

Modern... Obedient....

Modern... Obedient.. Neat... Kind... Excellent.. Young. Thats ME. Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Love is life = SMS ...

Love is life = SMS OF THE DAY = 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the 1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya. ? ? ? kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya.

What's D differ...

What's D difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?

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Teacher:Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher:How?
Student:Ladies first.

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

Perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left! ;)
Otherwise u know me.

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Love is life
= SMS OF THE DAY =
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya.

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?