A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"
Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.
Golu: Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.
Santa: Operation se mujhe kuch ho gaya to is doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise kyo kehte ho? Santa: Dr se badla Lene ka yehi tareeka h.
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
Aaj ka upadesh: . Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . toh . . Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Krna Achi Baat Nhi hi..