Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.
Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
Qki doctor ne use
karne k liye mana kia tha.
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum.
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta He Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.
Normal friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi.
If I could be any part of you,
I'd be your tears.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.