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Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

Na Sachchai Badi h, Na Khuddari Badi h,
Na Bhalai Badi h, Na Imaandari Badi h,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi h.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana

FILM DEKHNI HAI.?




dekHO




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YE THI RAJESH KHANA KI KORA KAGAZ" TICKET K PAISE BHEJ DENA

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gye.
Santa n 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala:Sahab ye to gundagardi h, meter ki hisab se 100 rs hue h