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Santa: oye banta machli khayeg...

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By Dev (May 7, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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