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Sir: Define Energy? Santa: Si...
By
Dev
(
Apr 30, 2014
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata h, bas.
Sir: Thik h, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: and this is called Energy.
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