Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de ...

By Dev (Apr 16, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do.
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he.
Bhikari Khushi se.
Ji ha.
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Did you know ...

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train mai santa apni...

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: I thought you...

Banta: I thought you said this camp had no mosquitoes?

Santa: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Y U've s...

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do.
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he.
Bhikari Khushi se.
Ji ha.
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

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Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Banta: Did you know ...

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

Train mai santa apni...

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

Banta: I thought you...

Banta: I thought you said this camp had no mosquitoes?

Santa: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road.

Judge: Y U've s...

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

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Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do. Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he. Bhikari Khushi se. Ji ha. B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

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Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Banta: Did you know ...

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

Train mai santa apni...

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

Banta: I thought you...

Banta: I thought you said this camp had no mosquitoes? Santa: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road.

Judge: Y U've s...

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man? Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me Judge: Whn He gave U money ? Santa: Whn I showd him gun.

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Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do.
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he.
Bhikari Khushi se.
Ji ha.
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .

Banta: I thought you said this camp had no mosquitoes?

Santa: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road.

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.