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Santa: If I drink coffee, I ca...
By
Dev
(
Apr 13, 2014
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: If I drink coffee, I can't sleep.
Banta: With me it's the opposite. If I sleep, I can't drink coffee. :o)
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