Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha
Oh God, She Smokes
Oh God, She Drinks
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha
Ye Sb Iska h.
Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
Banta- mai khol du,
Santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil rha h.
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.Gal - What are you doing?Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti?Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.