Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena...

By Sanjay (Mar 20, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.
Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.
Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

Teacher:kG class ke ...

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi.
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Yo momma is so fat w...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Munna: Teray ko maa...

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta h.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Koi mujhe batao ki y...

Koi mujhe batao ki ye saale 4 log kaun hai jo meri life me mere se b jayda interested hai
Qki gharwale hamesha yhi kehte rehte h
4 LOG DEKHENGE TO KYA SOCHNGE

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.
Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.
Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

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Teacher:kG class ke ...

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi.
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package h.

Yo momma is so fat w...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Munna: Teray ko maa...

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta h.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi h.

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

Koi mujhe batao ki y...

Koi mujhe batao ki ye saale 4 log kaun hai jo meri life me mere se b jayda interested hai
Qki gharwale hamesha yhi kehte rehte h
4 LOG DEKHENGE TO KYA SOCHNGE

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.

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Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena. Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena. Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

You May Also Like

Teacher:kG class ke ...

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi. BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package h.

Yo momma is so fat w...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Munna: Teray ko maa...

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta h. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi h.

Tcher- Netaji, apka ...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

Koi mujhe batao ki y...

Koi mujhe batao ki ye saale 4 log kaun hai jo meri life me mere se b jayda interested hai Qki gharwale hamesha yhi kehte rehte h 4 LOG DEKHENGE TO KYA SOCHNGE

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy. Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case. Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.

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Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.
Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.
Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi.
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package h.

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta h.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi h.

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

Koi mujhe batao ki ye saale 4 log kaun hai jo meri life me mere se b jayda interested hai
Qki gharwale hamesha yhi kehte rehte h
4 LOG DEKHENGE TO KYA SOCHNGE

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.