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Teacher- Hume machchar paida hone se rokna chahiye.Student-ye impossible haiTeacher- kyo?Student-kyo ki hum itne chhote chhote condom nahi bana sakte..!?!

Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

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He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

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In a party a lady wa...

In a party a lady wanted
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she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Teacher- Hume machchar paida h...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher- Hume machchar paida hone se rokna chahiye.Student-ye impossible haiTeacher- kyo?Student-kyo ki hum itne chhote chhote condom nahi bana sakte..!?!

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Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

Salim=Janeman,Tere K...

Salim=Janeman,Tere Kdmo Me Rkh Dunga Sara kHAZANA
Anarkali=MAA CHUDANE Gya Tera Khazana HATH Andar Dal or Suru Kr DABANA.

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

In a party a lady wa...

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar apni diwi se ...

Sardar apni diwi se : Roz patte wali sabji mat banaya karo.

Biwi : Usme iron hota hai.
Sardar : Kya peeche se sariya nikalna hai.

Aftr Mariage Kids-R...

Aftr Mariage
Kids-Rs.6000/Month
Or
Kondom-Rs.3.30/Use
Or
10min in Bathrum 0.00
Choose Yo Hands

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Teacher- Hume machchar paida h...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher- Hume machchar paida hone se rokna chahiye.Student-ye impossible haiTeacher- kyo?Student-kyo ki hum itne chhote chhote condom nahi bana sakte..!?!

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Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

Salim=Janeman,Tere K...

Salim=Janeman,Tere Kdmo Me Rkh Dunga Sara kHAZANA Anarkali=MAA CHUDANE Gya Tera Khazana HATH Andar Dal or Suru Kr DABANA.

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya She: Ha Gaya He: Dukha Kya She: Zara bhi nhi He: Aur 1 Baar She: Ab isme Daalo He: Achha lga She: Haa Bahoot He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

In a party a lady wa...

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar apni diwi se ...

Sardar apni diwi se : Roz patte wali sabji mat banaya karo. Biwi : Usme iron hota hai. Sardar : Kya peeche se sariya nikalna hai.

Aftr Mariage Kids-R...

Aftr Mariage Kids-Rs.6000/Month Or Kondom-Rs.3.30/Use Or 10min in Bathrum 0.00 Choose Yo Hands

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Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

Salim=Janeman,Tere Kdmo Me Rkh Dunga Sara kHAZANA
Anarkali=MAA CHUDANE Gya Tera Khazana HATH Andar Dal or Suru Kr DABANA.

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar apni diwi se : Roz patte wali sabji mat banaya karo.

Biwi : Usme iron hota hai.
Sardar : Kya peeche se sariya nikalna hai.

Aftr Mariage
Kids-Rs.6000/Month
Or
Kondom-Rs.3.30/Use
Or
10min in Bathrum 0.00
Choose Yo Hands