By Ankita Arora (Mar 14, 2014)
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas.
SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hu.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Inspector: jail me kaise aye? Sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, Inspector: Phir? Sardar: maine press kar dia.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
Santa Police ke interview Par: Interviewer-Bheed ko Hatane Ke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa-Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar Dena Chahiye.
