By Ankita Arora (Mar 14, 2014)
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday hai. Use kya gift dun Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa: Mast hai Papa: Mera number de de.
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow??? . . . 2 Get Choclate Milk!!
Santa Jyotishi se:PanditG mujhe koi aisa kam batao,jaha mujhe kam na karna pade,log apna kam khud kare aur paise mujhe de.. Pandit-Beta SULABH SOCHALAY KHOL LE
Sardar ko 1000ka note mila,Jispe likha tha,HAPPY NEW YEAR Usne apni jeb se 1000ka note nikala uspe SAME2U likha,or wahi pe rakh k chala gya.
How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways ?He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !
Santa read in the newspaper: Micrsoft buys Skype 4 8.5bilion He shook his head andsaid: Idiots, they could hav downloaded it 4 free! :D ;)
