Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi So...

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi
Ae Dosto
Wo Kehti Hai Ki
"Agr Me So Gyi
To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga"
(.") / Yaar
/) ( Main
. LL Aisa Hu Kya.?

Mene Tumse Pyaar kiy...

Mene Tumse Pyaar kiya,
Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pita,
Mene Tumse Pyaar kiya,
Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pita,
Taan ki Shakti, Mann ki Shakti, Bournvita..

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose

GABBAR:-Aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha. VIRU:-Kutte mai tera khun pe jaunga. GABBAR:- Are gadhe me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi.

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

Court Order !!
U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab,Exide ki Daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.