By Khuman (Mar 12, 2014)
Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi Ae Dosto Wo Kehti Hai Ki "Agr Me So Gyi To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga" (.") / Yaar /) ( Main . LL Aisa Hu Kya.?
Girl- kya tum mere liye chand tod k la sakte ho. Boy- phir dharti k chakker tera baap lagayega.
Ek din vo mile khwab me.. Hamne puchha kyon thukraya apne?.. Hamne dekha to unke ankho me bhi ansu the... Phir.. Kaise puchhte kyon rulaya apne...?
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident.
Arz Kiya He.. Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya . . . Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
CID pj Again.. Dil Diya hi, Pyar kiya hi. Dil Diya hi, Pyar kiya hi., ACP Kehta he"Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya hi...
Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna..