Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi So...

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi
Ae Dosto
Wo Kehti Hai Ki
"Agr Me So Gyi
To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga"
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. LL Aisa Hu Kya.?

Girl- kya tum mere l...

Girl- kya tum mere liye chand tod k la sakte ho.

Boy- phir dharti k chakker tera baap lagayega.

Ek din vo mile khwab me.. Hamne puchha kyon thukraya apne?.. Hamne dekha to unke ankho me bhi ansu the... Phir.. Kaise puchhte kyon rulaya apne...?

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident.

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

CID pj Again..
Dil Diya hi, Pyar kiya hi.
Dil Diya hi, Pyar kiya hi.,
ACP Kehta he"Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya hi...

Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna..