BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ...

By Dev (Mar 10, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

Couple date par tha ...

Couple date par tha Dad ne dekh liya!
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta:Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad:Zara dhyan se.
es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Muuni kahan ho ? . ...

Muuni kahan ho ?
.
.
.
Daaadiii 1 MINUTE..
,,, ( ", )
(';')___//\ \
_/_/

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

=Height Of Shakk= P...

=Height Of Shakk=
Pati:- 'Mai Tumhare Sath 100 SaaL Rahunga Aur Pyar Karunga..!'
~
BiWi:- "Uske Baad KaHa Muu Marne Ka Erada Hai..?

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki...

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai,
Pujari soch me pad gaya,
Dr.- kya hua sir?
Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Madam 1day in class ...

Madam 1day in class
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat
.
.
..
.
.
.
L4 l**d
.
.
Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

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Couple date par tha ...

Couple date par tha Dad ne dekh liya!
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta:Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad:Zara dhyan se.
es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga

Muuni kahan ho ? . ...

Muuni kahan ho ?
.
.
.
Daaadiii 1 MINUTE..
,,, ( ", )
(';')___//\ \
_/_/

=Height Of Shakk= P...

=Height Of Shakk=
Pati:- 'Mai Tumhare Sath 100 SaaL Rahunga Aur Pyar Karunga..!'
~
BiWi:- "Uske Baad KaHa Muu Marne Ka Erada Hai..?

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki...

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai,
Pujari soch me pad gaya,
Dr.- kya hua sir?
Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

Madam 1day in class ...

Madam 1day in class
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat
.
.
..
.
.
.
L4 l**d
.
.
Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

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BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch haaan BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL: haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

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Couple date par tha ...

Couple date par tha Dad ne dekh liya! Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho? Beta:Paper dene aaya hu. Dad:Zara dhyan se. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga

Muuni kahan ho ? . ...

Muuni kahan ho ? . . . Daaadiii 1 MINUTE.. ,,, ( ", ) (';')___//\ \ _/_/

=Height Of Shakk= P...

=Height Of Shakk= Pati:- 'Mai Tumhare Sath 100 SaaL Rahunga Aur Pyar Karunga..!' ~ BiWi:- "Uske Baad KaHa Muu Marne Ka Erada Hai..?

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki...

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai, Pujari soch me pad gaya, Dr.- kya hua sir? Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

Madam 1day in class ...

Madam 1day in class A 4 apple B 4 bat C 4 cat . . .. . . . L4 l**d . . Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya. Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.

Couple date par tha Dad ne dekh liya!
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta:Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad:Zara dhyan se.
es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga

Muuni kahan ho ?
.
.
.
Daaadiii 1 MINUTE..
,,, ( ", )
(';')___//\ \
_/_/

=Height Of Shakk=
Pati:- 'Mai Tumhare Sath 100 SaaL Rahunga Aur Pyar Karunga..!'
~
BiWi:- "Uske Baad KaHa Muu Marne Ka Erada Hai..?

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai,
Pujari soch me pad gaya,
Dr.- kya hua sir?
Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

Madam 1day in class
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat
.
.
..
.
.
.
L4 l**d
.
.
Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!