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Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mu...
By
Puneet Munjal
(
Mar 1, 2014
)
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PATI-PATNI
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Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.
beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?
pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.
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