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By Abhishek bhatia (Feb 21, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata h..

Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati h..

Santa On Phone: Maa ...

Santa On Phone: Maa good news H
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Maa: Kya Hua ?
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Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
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Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
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Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government?
Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa K Restaurant P...

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I and Banta w...

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure.
Friend: You could have walked down.
Santa: Actually we were going up!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata h..

Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati h..

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Santa On Phone: Maa ...

Santa On Phone: Maa good news H
.
Maa: Kya Hua ?
.
Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government?
Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Santa K Restaurant P...

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

Santa: I and Banta w...

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure.
Friend: You could have walked down.
Santa: Actually we were going up!

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Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata h.. Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati h..

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Santa On Phone: Maa ...

Santa On Phone: Maa good news H . Maa: Kya Hua ? . Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. . Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ? . . . . Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government? Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa ki beti: papa ...

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega, next day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Santa K Restaurant P...

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha: O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai, Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar, Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

Santa: I and Banta w...

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure. Friend: You could have walked down. Santa: Actually we were going up!

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata h..

Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati h..

Santa On Phone: Maa good news H
.
Maa: Kya Hua ?
.
Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
.
.
.
.
Santa: Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government?
Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish.

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.

Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure.
Friend: You could have walked down.
Santa: Actually we were going up!