By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)
PoLicE TO Santa: TuMnE Bikhari KO Q Mara? Santa:MEnE IsE Kitni Br BOLa K Mai Aisa waisa AdMi Nhi Hu, Fir B BOLta H, Ek Bar DE DE Baba.
Agar ek ladki ki T-Shirt pe ‘FACEBOOK’ Lika hoga To uski Underwear Par kya likha hoga? . . Think Its so simple LOG IN
Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty
Pant Me Meri Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai, Chota Tha PehLe Ab Bada Ho Raha Hai, Yun To Ye Bahut Harrami Hai. Lekin? Aapke Swagat Me Khada Ho Raha Hai.
Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..
Saas= Bahu KaL Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.? Bahu= Grah Pravesh To 2 Baar Hua, Lekin Shanti 1 Baar Bhi Hui.
Tchr= Batao BatataVada aur Samose me kya Antar Hota Hai.?? Student= Brr Pehno To Samosa, Nahi To Julta BatataVada.
