By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)
PoLicE TO Santa: TuMnE Bikhari KO Q Mara? Santa:MEnE IsE Kitni Br BOLa K Mai Aisa waisa AdMi Nhi Hu, Fir B BOLta H, Ek Bar DE DE Baba.
Ldki-mujhe aisii sabji do jiske kai fayde ho Admi-yeh lo kakdi, psand aye to kha lena varna . . . . . Gol Piece karke ankh Par laga lena.
Old man married a young girl! On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her. Girl said! ohh darling 5 times? Old man replied! No dear choose any one!
Sardar entered a ladies toilet.. Lady- Ye mahilaon k liye h, Sardar laughed & opened his zip- Ye konsa GARAM MASALA kutne k liye h, Ye bhi to mahilao k liye h.
Do ladies car driving seekh rhi thi Unke pati:- Yar meri biwi to raat ko gear samjh kr hilati rahti h Dusra:- Meri biwi to panty khol kr boli 200 ka daal do
Girl-Aj mat dalo Boy-Kyo Girl-Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye EYE DROP BEKAR H
Nasbandi krne wale doctors ki team 1 gaon m dobara aa gayi. Usko dekh kr 1 Budha bola - connection to pehle h kaat gaye, ab handset b le jaoge kya?
