By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)
shadi hone par LADKIYA apne maang me SINDUR kyu lagati hai.. . ? ? isse pata chalta hai ki is plot ka BHUMI PUJAN ho chuka hai.
Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!
Wen Apple Is Red Its Ready 2 Pulk Wen Girl Is 16 She Is Ready 2 F**K Apple Says Cut Me, Eat Me, I M Yummy Girl Says S**K Me, F**K Me Make, Me Mummy.
Aap Ki Judai Me Hum Tadap Tadap Ke Roye Or Jab Mile Aap ? ? To Aapki Ch #tMe Hum Loda Daal-Daal Ke Soye
Girl="Mummy, Main Jab SuSu Karti Hu Tab Seeti Ki Awaz Aati Hai, Par Apki Nhi Aati" Mummy="Pehle Ati Thi,Tere Baap Ne Bja-Bja K Kharab Kardi.
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? . . . . She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!
CHUET Ka ZAKHAM DiKhaya Nahi Jata, . S3xx Ka Kisa Sunaya Nahi Jata, . Ji Bhar Ke Dekh Lo Is HoLL Ko, . BarBar Ghaghra Hataya Nahi Jata.
