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Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadmon Par, Ha...

By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadmon Par, Haath Ho Ghutno Par, Dil Ho DHAK-DHAk Aur Ansu Ho Galo Par To.?
?
To Samajh Lena Ki Tumhari Mari Ja Rahi Hai.

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