Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya G...

Ye ldkiya kitni chalak hoti h
Apne 18rupiye litre ki doodh ki theli hame dikhakr Hmara 350rupiye kilo ka GHEE Nikal leti h
Jago Grahak jago

Girl=Dr.Meri Ch #chiBoht Choti Hai,Kuch Karo
Dr=Roz Aana Hoga,Ch #sKe Badi Kar Dunga
Girl=Mai Bf Ko B Le Aungi Uski Loda B Boht Chota Hai.

SON: Papa aap jab HONYMOON per gaye the tab mein kaha tha ? PAPA: Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA !.

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 Ladki Fasai
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Us K Pas Ticket Nhi Tha,

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.