By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)
Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu" Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli.. Excuse Me Badboo Aap Ne Maari Hai.
Ye ldkiya kitni chalak hoti h Apne 18rupiye litre ki doodh ki theli hame dikhakr Hmara 350rupiye kilo ka GHEE Nikal leti h Jago Grahak jago
Girl=Dr.Meri Ch #chiBoht Choti Hai,Kuch Karo Dr=Roz Aana Hoga,Ch #sKe Badi Kar Dunga Girl=Mai Bf Ko B Le Aungi Uski Loda B Boht Chota Hai.
SON: Papa aap jab HONYMOON per gaye the tab mein kaha tha ? PAPA: Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA !.
Boy & girl in bus Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!
Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 Ladki Fasai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Us K Pas Ticket Nhi Tha,
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.