2Facts of Life 1)Kismat or Br...

By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

2Facts of Life
1)Kismat or Brr kabi B khul sakti Hai
2)Musibat or Loda kabi B kh@de ho jate Hai

If Malika acts as Dr...

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dost Ko Loda Kaho Ya...

Dost Ko Loda Kaho Ya
Lode Ko Dost Kaho
Koi Frk Nhi Pdta Qki Dono Humari Khshi Ke Ly Wqt Pe khde Ho Hi Jate H
Has Mat Lode..Dost Hai Tu Apna

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sometimes I forget 2...

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget to reply,
sometimes my msg doesn't reach u,
but it doesn't mean I forget u.
I'm just giving u time to Miss me

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight ...

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Daalne Laga Me To Ch...

Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo, Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo Please Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar entered a lad...

Sardar entered a ladies toilet..
Lady- Ye mahilaon k liye h,
Sardar laughed & opened his zip- Ye konsa GARAM MASALA kutne k liye h,
Ye bhi to mahilao k liye h.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

2Facts of Life 1)Kismat or Br...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

2Facts of Life
1)Kismat or Brr kabi B khul sakti Hai
2)Musibat or Loda kabi B kh@de ho jate Hai

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If Malika acts as Dr...

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

Dost Ko Loda Kaho Ya...

Dost Ko Loda Kaho Ya
Lode Ko Dost Kaho
Koi Frk Nhi Pdta Qki Dono Humari Khshi Ke Ly Wqt Pe khde Ho Hi Jate H
Has Mat Lode..Dost Hai Tu Apna

Sometimes I forget 2...

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget to reply,
sometimes my msg doesn't reach u,
but it doesn't mean I forget u.
I'm just giving u time to Miss me

To make it straight ...

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Daalne Laga Me To Ch...

Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo, Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo Please Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo.

Sardar entered a lad...

Sardar entered a ladies toilet..
Lady- Ye mahilaon k liye h,
Sardar laughed & opened his zip- Ye konsa GARAM MASALA kutne k liye h,
Ye bhi to mahilao k liye h.

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2Facts of Life 1)Kismat or Br...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

2Facts of Life 1)Kismat or Brr kabi B khul sakti Hai 2)Musibat or Loda kabi B kh@de ho jate Hai

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If Malika acts as Dr...

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say? Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

Dost Ko Loda Kaho Ya...

Dost Ko Loda Kaho Ya Lode Ko Dost Kaho Koi Frk Nhi Pdta Qki Dono Humari Khshi Ke Ly Wqt Pe khde Ho Hi Jate H Has Mat Lode..Dost Hai Tu Apna

Sometimes I forget 2...

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me

To make it straight ...

To make it straight she pulls it 2 make it stand she rubs it 2 make it stiff she licks it 2 let it IN she pushes it True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Daalne Laga Me To Ch...

Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo, Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo Please Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo.

Sardar entered a lad...

Sardar entered a ladies toilet.. Lady- Ye mahilaon k liye h, Sardar laughed & opened his zip- Ye konsa GARAM MASALA kutne k liye h, Ye bhi to mahilao k liye h.

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2Facts of Life
1)Kismat or Brr kabi B khul sakti Hai
2)Musibat or Loda kabi B kh@de ho jate Hai

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

Dost Ko Loda Kaho Ya
Lode Ko Dost Kaho
Koi Frk Nhi Pdta Qki Dono Humari Khshi Ke Ly Wqt Pe khde Ho Hi Jate H
Has Mat Lode..Dost Hai Tu Apna

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget to reply,
sometimes my msg doesn't reach u,
but it doesn't mean I forget u.
I'm just giving u time to Miss me

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Sardar entered a ladies toilet..
Lady- Ye mahilaon k liye h,
Sardar laughed & opened his zip- Ye konsa GARAM MASALA kutne k liye h,
Ye bhi to mahilao k liye h.