By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)
Salim=Janeman,Tere Kdmo Me Rkh Dunga Sara kHAZANA Anarkali=MAA CHUDANE Gya Tera Khazana HATH Andar Dal or Suru Kr DABANA.
2Facts of Life 1)Kismat or Brr kabi B khul sakti Hai 2)Musibat or Loda kabi B kh@de ho jate Hai
Ch #t Ch #dna Baccho K Liye PAAP Lovers K Liye ART Bachelors K Liye Anivaarya Or Married Logo K Liye"JEENE KA MAARG" "Ch #t1 Loda Annek" OKEY
SANTA- Batao Jab Subah Ladkiyan So Kar Uthti Hain, to Ankhein Kyon Masalti Hain ? BANTA- Kyonki Unke Paas Khujane Ko Loda Nahi Hota.
NEHA-Hello,Police Station! A Man is Rapping ME Right Now Can uu Aahh oh Yes OGod Aahrest Him TOMOROW
Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H, . . . Wo Kripya Dhyan De Ki.. Chand Pe AapSe Phle 17 Log Chadh Chuke Hai, 1 To Kutta Bhi Tha...!!
Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li. Dost ne pucha to bataya: Yaara dil khush ho jata h jab ladkiyan aakar khti h. 'Aage piche dono side krna'
