By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)
Salim=Janeman,Tere Kdmo Me Rkh Dunga Sara kHAZANA Anarkali=MAA CHUDANE Gya Tera Khazana HATH Andar Dal or Suru Kr DABANA.
Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm aaa ouch aahaye uff aa i maa bas aa ma ouch i uff ooh bara dard hai mere iss SMS main tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na
Jane Q Aisi Act Karti Ho Direct Loda Pe EFFECT Karti Ho _ae"JAAN" Hum ZaLim Tumhari CH #TPe Marte He Aur Tum Dusro Ko SeLect Karte
Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
Kele Wala:Kele lelo Kele, MADAM:arey bhaiya kele to pilpile h, kadak aur lambe do na Kele Wala:Arey madam kabhi to khane ke liye liya karo
Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya. Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi!
BOY= Love Or Arranged Marriage Me Kya FarQ He? - GIRL= Love Me Lode Ka Size PehLe Hi Pata Chal Jaata He! - BUT Arranged Me NASEEB Apna Apna!
