By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)
Jo Mila Aurat Ko Mila! Hoth Mila Chuswane Ko B# #sMila Dabwane Ko Ch #tMila Ch #dwaneKo Or Apko Mila Loda Wo B Sirf Hilane Ko To Fir Hilaooo
Nasbandi krne wale doctors ki team 1 gaon m dobara aa gayi. Usko dekh kr 1 Budha bola - connection to pehle h kaat gaye, ab handset b le jaoge kya?
GIRL: Janu Meray mun me Daalo, me Chosongi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh me Kiya Karonga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena!
Ldki-mujhe aisii sabji do jiske kai fayde ho Admi-yeh lo kakdi, psand aye to kha lena varna . . . . . Gol Piece karke ankh Par laga lena.
Aaj kal ki Mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho.. . . . . . . . . . Band CAR ko bhi hila deti hai..!!!
Teacher=Zero Main 1 DaLe To Kya Hota Hai.? GirL Chup Rahi Teacher= Niche Mat Dekho Jawab Do.? GirL=Mam Bahot Dard Hota Hai.
Girl: Papa, Bhaiya Ne Apko Gaali Di, BETICH*D Father: Aane De Sale Ko Uski BehenCh*d Dunga Girl: Chalo Papa Rehne Do, Dono Taraf Se Chu**i To Meri Hi Hogi
