Santa: Teacher think that i m ...

By Sagar Nair (Jan 17, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

Santa is taken to co...

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta Cigratte pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne Banta se ka...

Santa ne Banta se kaha, Sabse bada challenge kya he?
Banta replied-Answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: It's abs...

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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I can kiss u without...

I can kiss u without even touching u.Gal: U can'tSanta: Lagi 10-10 kiGal: OkSanta kisses her lipsGal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liyaSanta: Aah lai 10 Rs

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Teacher think that i m ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

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Santa is taken to co...

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!

Banta Cigratte pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa ne Banta se ka...

Santa ne Banta se kaha, Sabse bada challenge kya he?
Banta replied-Answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Banta: It's abs...

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

I can kiss u without...

I can kiss u without even touching u.Gal: U can'tSanta: Lagi 10-10 kiGal: OkSanta kisses her lipsGal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liyaSanta: Aah lai 10 Rs

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Santa: Teacher think that i m ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god! Banta: What? Santa: Whenever i went 2 school.. Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

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Santa is taken to co...

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." Santa: Great. Let's get started!

Banta Cigratte pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa ne Banta se ka...

Santa ne Banta se kaha, Sabse bada challenge kya he? Banta replied-Answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.? . . . . . . . Deadly answer given by Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Banta: It's abs...

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles. Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!

I can kiss u without...

I can kiss u without even touching u.Gal: U can'tSanta: Lagi 10-10 kiGal: OkSanta kisses her lipsGal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liyaSanta: Aah lai 10 Rs

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Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa ne Banta se kaha, Sabse bada challenge kya he?
Banta replied-Answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.

Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles.
Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!