Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday...

By Mansi (May 30, 2012)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

Jeeto: This is the l...

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.

Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Police To Santa: Tu...

Police To Santa:
Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara?

Santa:
Mene Ise Kitni Br Bola K
Mai Aisa Wesa Admi Nhi Hu,
Fir B Bolta Hai,
Ek Bar De De Baba..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I love you ma...

Santa: I love you mam..
Mam: Tameez se baat kro..
Santa: Ohk..
With due to respect I beg
to say dat I love you Darling..
Santa Rocks Madam shocks

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

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Jeeto: This is the l...

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.

Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

Police To Santa: Tu...

Police To Santa:
Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara?

Santa:
Mene Ise Kitni Br Bola K
Mai Aisa Wesa Admi Nhi Hu,
Fir B Bolta Hai,
Ek Bar De De Baba..

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: I love you ma...

Santa: I love you mam..
Mam: Tameez se baat kro..
Santa: Ohk..
With due to respect I beg
to say dat I love you Darling..
Santa Rocks Madam shocks

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back !

You May Also Like

Jeeto: This is the l...

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk. Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

Police To Santa: Tu...

Police To Santa: Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara? Santa: Mene Ise Kitni Br Bola K Mai Aisa Wesa Admi Nhi Hu, Fir B Bolta Hai, Ek Bar De De Baba..

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: I love you ma...

Santa: I love you mam.. Mam: Tameez se baat kro.. Santa: Ohk.. With due to respect I beg to say dat I love you Darling.. Santa Rocks Madam shocks

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.

Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!

Police To Santa:
Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara?

Santa:
Mene Ise Kitni Br Bola K
Mai Aisa Wesa Admi Nhi Hu,
Fir B Bolta Hai,
Ek Bar De De Baba..

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: I love you mam..
Mam: Tameez se baat kro..
Santa: Ohk..
With due to respect I beg
to say dat I love you Darling..
Santa Rocks Madam shocks

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.